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« on: July 18, 2006, 11:26:09 PM »
gullu:yesterday jhunnu get life time jail& court order to hang him.
tullu:why?
gullu:last monday when he came from his office early then he foun his wife with
another person, and he kill him.
tullu:oho it may be very dangerous .
gullu:what more than it he get hang?
tullu:yes because monday noon i was with his wife
- surya kant ...............
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 11:52:36 PM »
Dosti mein duriyaan to aati jaati rehti hain...,
Fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hai...,
Woh dost hi kya jo naaraz na ho...,
Par sachee dosti doston ko manaati rehti hai..!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2008, 11:44:50 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2008, 11:45:59 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 02:13:23 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 02:14:07 AM »
Mohabbat k bhi kuch andaz hote hain,
jagte aankhon k bhi kuch khawab hote hain,
zaruri nahi ki gum mein hi aansu nikle,
muskurati aankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain
   

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 12:11:26 AM »
Wo gulab hi kya jismein kaaton ka saath na ho,
wo pyaar hi kya jismein tadap ka ehsaas na ho,
wo dil hi kya jiski DHAKAKNE ki awaaz na ho,
wo zindagi hi kya jismein aap ka saath na ho....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 05:06:24 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 02:03:18 AM »
jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga
gum ye nahi hai ki woh bhool gayae humko
gum yeh hai ki ro ro ke bhulaya hoga!!
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2008, 04:28:22 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2008, 07:06:33 AM »
kuch rishte uparwala banata hai,kuch rishte log banate hai,par kuch log bina kisi rishte ke hirishtye nibhate hai,shayad wohi dost kehlate hai
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