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« on: July 25, 2006, 02:56:37 AM »
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
 tabhi Driver ne sheesha set kiya,
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2006, 09:37:23 PM »
Quote from: monika on July 25, 2006, 02:56:37 AM
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
 tabhi Driver ne sheesha set kiya,
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2007, 08:52:42 AM »
1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hai."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."


2. 4 hightech sardar inventions: 
--Waterproof towel
--Solar powered torch
--Book on how to read
--Pedal powered wheel chair.


3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what
---To avoid side effect!!!


4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko
pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".


5. Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".


6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita
pe haath.


7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".


8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exam.


9. Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

10. Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they are making  him  study.
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 03:40:16 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 06:12:01 AM »
Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 04:35:21 AM »
Quote from: monika on July 25, 2006, 02:56:37 AM
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
 tabhi Driver ne sheesha set kiya,
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 07:55:14 AM »
Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2008, 02:49:22 AM »
1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hai."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."


2. 4 hightech sardar inventions: 
--Waterproof towel
--Solar powered torch
--Book on how to read
--Pedal powered wheel chair.


3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what
---To avoid side effect!!!


4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko
pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".


5. Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".


6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita
pe haath.


7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".


8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exam.


9. Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

10. Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they are making  him  study.
 
 
 
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